11 out of 11 doctors recommend time travel

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

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“Yeah, I hate that kid too”
— me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

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dogapult:

being a woman is so weird like blood diapers???? lip crayons???? shoe daggers??? are you guys okay????

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plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

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amazingtroyeisnotonoakley:

I just overheard two children talking…

"Do you know what eyelashes are for?"

"No? What are they for?"

"To keep flies out of you’re eyes."

"Is that true?"

"Do you have flies in you’re eyes?"

"No?"

"There’s you’re answer."

Them kids are going places

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excessively-irish-courfeyrac:

cultveit:

reminder that

  • Javert committed suicide between the bridges of Pont Notre Dame and Pont au Change
  • which are smack bang in the middle between Notre Dame cathedral and the Palais de Justice
  • immediately after Valjean let him go free, unable to reconcile his internal conflict between what he always thought was right and this new experience of grace and forgiveness
  • literally caught between God and the Law

HUGO YOU PHILOSOPHICAL FRENCH FUCK

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kaeffon:

an illustrated guide to tokyo ghoul

kaeffon:

an illustrated guide to tokyo ghoul

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timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

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